THIS. FUCKING READ IT, UNDERSTAND IT, THEN REREAD IT, THEN SHARE IT, THEN NEVER EVER FUCKING EVER USE SLUT AS AN INSULT AGAIN, OK? OK.
no but like i can imagine freyja trying to go somewhere in her cat chariot and loki behind a tree with a laser pointer
i love scaring people by letting the space i inhabit be suspicious. like “you can’t open that door” or leaving a file that says TOP SECRET conveniently sprawled out on the desk while i leave the room. what is it? will you open it? will you look at it? what will you find in there? x-files fanfiction
Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings
Damn. Yeah.(via disgustinghuman)
I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET
i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.